Thursday, November 03, 2005

Cereberus and Tea Time, Reviews

Cereberus is the 3 headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld. It is also a made for TV movie that aired on SciFi channel. Some bad guys are hired by a Korean to find Hannibal's sword. While on this quest, they unleash Cereberus and having 3 heads he can eat 3 times as many people at once. Only the sword of Hannibal can kill him. The cocky hero flirts with the girl while he helps save her dorky brother.

Tea Time, is a short movie with very little dialog. It is basically a conveyer belt that has people tied up on it. They get to the worker garbed in an apron and he chops their head off and throws it in a bucket. He is watching the clock. When the bell rings he takes a break and has some tea. The last victim begs with his eyes and the worker takes a bit of break time to lift up the guillotine like blade resting against his neck. So what happens when break time is up?

Cereberus was okay. I will give it 2.5/5 acorns. For some reason, I found Tea Time very entertaining, and will give it 3.5/5 acorns.

I tried watching Cutie Honey, the live action version, but I wasn't in the mood for it. Cutie Honey the actress is very cute, but I still couldn't sit through the movie.

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