Thursday, July 28, 2005

Kunoichi Review


This movie was always checked out at Blockbuster, so naturally I assumed it was going to be good, and it was as I like a bit of cheese. The actress in this movie was Iria in the live action movie. Some of the important lessons I learned from this movie:
1. The most evil thing to do to a captured enemy is to throw them in a dungeon with a bunch of half naked babes.
2. Even the fierce Yagyu Jubei has issues with his parents.
3. If you wanna look really tough, wear a basket on your head.
4. When trapped in a deep pit with lots of rotting bodies, the lady Ninja might want to lose her virginity. Guess ambiance isn't everything.

Any way, 2.5/5 acorns, with the warning that this is not the kind of movie for everyone.

1 comment:

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